wine and cheese

Music genre often played in upscale restaurants and lounges.
Defined by vaguely ethnic elements, soothing vocals, and a non-commital background vibe.

Also known as music with no balls.

Wine and Cheese is perfectly exemplfied by the Hotel Costas and Buddah Bar complilations.

Gives the listener a sense of sophistication which in turn renders them willing to overpay for drinks and dinner
by agencydjs November 22, 2011
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Wining and dining

If performed on a woman: sucking her tits and eating her pussy
If performed on a man: eating his dick and drinking his cum.

Can also involve eating ass.
Shawn: bro, what were you doing last night?
Jamil: me and my girl was wining and dining all night. She tasted fine as hell.
by TheFilthyDank July 11, 2019
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Wine fart

It is an emission of gas from someone's ass, particularly observed in Latinos or other chili eaters, that when reaches your respiratory system and penetrates your blood stream makes you feel very funny, then drowsy, then affects your equilibrium, then disables your capability to understand events surrounding you, then makes you vomit (terribly), expelling even that breakfast from 3 weeks ago, and finally gives you a hangover that last for 2 days.
Fart:"Dude, I wine farted Maria". Naushag: "Oh Dude, that's why she didn't show up the last 3 days!"
by Pakiko January 26, 2010
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wine fine

When a guy finds a girl attractive only when he is wine drunk.
Guy 1: She was wine fine.
Guy 2: That bad, eh?
by nodnarb1991 November 14, 2010
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wine-up

Almost like a prenuptial agreement, but involving alcohol. When someone comes to a party and the host makes them "sign and agreement" which states the host is not liable for any damages inflicted upon the party-goer or the hosts property while the party-goer is under the influence.
"Hey! Nice party!"

"Thanks, dude. But after last time, when you trashed my place and broke your arm, I need you to sign a wine-up before you come in."
by #<(^o^<) February 11, 2010
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Jugs Of Wine

Dude, look at Cindy! She's such a Jugs Of Wine tonight, 5 beers already!
by Voibs March 21, 2008
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Wine-o

A person who over appreciates wine to the point of being a douche, wears pretentious clothing, and wants to talk about nothing besides wine.
Girl: "This guy I was out on a date with last night was such a wine-o."
by turtleneck November 21, 2014
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