internet wang

False bravado or courage a male demonstrates when posting under the safe anonymity provided by the internet. Usually displayed by pimply-faced 98-lb. losers whom girls never look at except when ordering fries with their Super Burgers. Occurs most frequently on discussion forums during heated arguments. The more threatening one becomes, the bigger their "internet wang" is said to be.

Poster 1: "You think you're so tough? Come up here to Podunk, Illinois and I'll kick your ass!"

Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."

by dandi May 30, 2006

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wang juice

semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, gizz, man juice, gentlemen juice, man chowder, man milk, gism, penis pudding, spooge, spunk, boner juice

Put plain and simple, it's the stuff that results from ejaculation that comes out of your penis during or after masturbation or any form of sex, be it anal sex, vaginal sex, aural sex, oral sex, or mammarinal sex.

by AJAW December 31, 2004

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wang bagel

a bagel that one uses to pleasure themself

I lost my wang bagel yesterday. This has been the dullest weekend ive had in a while.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

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Matthew Wang

A pro asian gamer who spends all his time doing math homework but still somehow is a god at Call of Duty

You: hey man can you play video games now?
Matthew Wang: yeah I just finished my six hour long math homework
Matthew proceeds to win forty straight matches of Call of Duty against you

by Xx_SuperBoi_xX November 27, 2019

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