Flash wad 

A large, impressive roll of paper money with a few hundreds on the outside and lots of singles on the inside. Used by gamblers, grifters and con artists for impressing rubes that you're a whale of a rich guy.

He always walked into a deal with a flash wad, but walked out making a lot of vague promises and leaving as little of it behind as possible.

Flash wad by Debt Hope December 8, 2014

diddle wad 

someone that sits at a red light and takes there time to go

hes such a diddle wad! he wont go!

diddle wad by surahh_ October 7, 2016

Grease wad 

The result of a fat man having sex with a turtle

“What’s going on behind that trash can mike”
“oh it’s just some grease wads getting it on back there…”

Grease wad by gangstergranny666 June 27, 2018

Fuck Wad

A guy that no one fucking stands and no one wants around and if She/He Dies no one will fucking care.

OMG Jack is so fucking stupid! He must be a Fuck wad

Fuck Wad by Cochoco July 13, 2018

Gurley Wad 

A borrowed wad or stack of cash

Look at Mickey sportin that Gurley Wad

Gurley Wad by Ole Dirty Bastard July 25, 2018

Fuck Wad

A slime alien orgy where most or all participants morph into one giant blob

Slime aliens invaded earth, killed all humans, and turned the planet into fuck wad central.

Fuck Wad by Roofie GIN and Tonic November 14, 2018

Phlegm Wad 

A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.

Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.

Phlegm Wad by Lady Gladriel October 10, 2020