Bush Whacked

When a female has completely ridden herself of pubic hair. Via waxing, shaving, or lazer treatment. Men manscape. Women are bush whacked.
Its not 1984. Im completely bush whacked.

Synonyms: Beaver Whacked, Sugar Sheared, Beaver Cleavered, Anti-Bush Kush, or Chick Bicked
by RKJ November 27, 2013
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whack potato

A crazy dingbat, a nut job, someone who does dumb things.
She's such a whack potato!
by Itskatie96 March 26, 2016
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Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).
Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".
by realrobertreed October 10, 2014
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WHACK daddy

The opposite of a mackdaddy. A man who tries to portray the image of a confident, suave, ladies man and is actually perceived as a poser, or a joke.

This term also applies to sugar daddies who fall short of the basic standards set forth in a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship. These whackdaddies will want to play the role but only for the perks associated and not because that are true sugar daddy material.
That guy over at the bar is such a whack daddy! He used the oldest line in the book to get my numbert.
by MissMisunderstoodKansas August 02, 2015
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Whack pack

Usually sold at 7-11 or other convenience stores, a whack pack is a collection of outdated porn magazines, usually three or four to a pack, wrapped in plastic, and sold at a discount.
While preparing for a marathon jerk-off session in his hotel room, John stopped by the local Quickie Mart and bought himself a whack pack.
by Ludditeright June 03, 2013
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Whack Wipe

Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.

I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.

It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023
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chat whacking

The common practice of using chat programs and/or online dating websites for the sole purpose of getting off. Similar to sexting, only using established chat programs or internet sites with profile pics to masturbate.
Wish I had a dollar for every time a guy's tried chat whacking with me online!
by R1KS July 14, 2013
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