vanilla jordan

Coolest dude you will ever meet get mad pussy smokes good blunts says funny shit hot as hell

Vanilla Jordan-my eyes are sticky

by Djckrocoa November 6, 2017

Vanilla Milk

Vanilla milk is just plain, regular white milk.

Excuse me can I get some vanilla milk? You mean regular white normal milk?

Yes thank you.

by Milk scientist May 10, 2018

Vanilla Snake

A caucasian, or white penis, usually above the national average in length, but not width.

Luke: Listen, my man may have a bad personality , but under those garments he's been feeding his vanilla snake.

by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

vanilla fondue

When a woman is performing oral sex on a guy. As he finishes in her mouth, she does not spit nor swallow the load. She proceeds to tilt her head back and gargle, while he dips his balls in her warm , semen filled mouth.

I was with this chick last night , and I Vanilla Fondued her. " What's a Vailla Fondue?" See Urban Dictionary !

by RudwanV September 24, 2016

Vanilla Ice

A person who wants to suck DIO's dick and has za hando requiem.

Fangirl: I want to suck Dio's dick
Jojo fan: Then you are a Vanilla Ice

by Sexmaster22 October 5, 2020

stirring vanilla

When a man has sex with his partner who has very recently had sex with someone else.

Example:

Friend 1: Your wife was cheating on you?
Friend 2: Worse, I found out later that one time she had sex with her boss at work and then came home and we had sex.
Friend 1: Dude! You were stirring vanilla!

by ryeprotagonist October 3, 2013

vanilla choke

Choking on Semen

I gave my girlfriend a "Vanilla Choke" last night. Forgot to tell her I was ready, & a little went into her wind pipe. She coughed a few times.
That is a Vanilla Choke,...

by Craxy J October 7, 2013