Vanilla Snake

A caucasian, or white penis, usually above the national average in length, but not width.

Luke: Listen, my man may have a bad personality , but under those garments he's been feeding his vanilla snake.

by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

vanilla fondue

When a woman is performing oral sex on a guy. As he finishes in her mouth, she does not spit nor swallow the load. She proceeds to tilt her head back and gargle, while he dips his balls in her warm , semen filled mouth.

I was with this chick last night , and I Vanilla Fondued her. " What's a Vailla Fondue?" See Urban Dictionary !

by RudwanV September 24, 2016

Vanilla Grandpa

A guy who acts or dresses older than his age.

Did you see Joe sleeping in front of the TV? He’s a real Vanilla Grandpa.

by Blythe-spirit October 18, 2021

Simply Vanilla

a minecraft vanilla anarchy server with no hacks allowed

Friend: yo Simply Vanilla is the best server ever
Me: does this server have rules?
Friend: yes, there is no hacking on this server
Me: what is the server address o?
Friend: the server address is simplyvanilla.net
Me: okay, i'll join sooner

by gabray June 23, 2021

stirring vanilla

When a man has sex with his partner who has very recently had sex with someone else.

Example:

Friend 1: Your wife was cheating on you?
Friend 2: Worse, I found out later that one time she had sex with her boss at work and then came home and we had sex.
Friend 1: Dude! You were stirring vanilla!

by ryeprotagonist October 3, 2013

vanilla choke

Choking on Semen

I gave my girlfriend a "Vanilla Choke" last night. Forgot to tell her I was ready, & a little went into her wind pipe. She coughed a few times.
That is a Vanilla Choke,...

by Craxy J October 7, 2013

Vanilla Frosty

(N) A person who has different thoughts and feelings than others in a group that causes him to be self-conscious and is ill-tempered. Often results in fights the conforming group.

Damn, that agro redhead just fought that kid, must have chosen a vanilla frosty instead of chocolate, loser.

by yard sale August 26, 2013