unknown assailant

When a wife murders her husband.

Boomer: I have had serious and invasive and surgery and my husband was brutally murdered by an unknown assailant.

AFP: You had lip filler and your finger prints were on the mix master.

by Imwearingawire March 19, 2023

Unknowledgealottable

To be really dumb or just straight up stupid. Basically someone who just be chattin fr

Jasmine you are so unknowledgealottable, I'm finna kms !

by KelsonTheGoat April 4, 2023

Unknown CT

Owned of the gaff.

Morning After Pill Trapper

"Hey, do you know Unknown CT" - No Name
"Of course, he's the gaffer and big bo$$ trapper" - OG CEO'$ User

by da3t July 24, 2023

Unknockable

Unknockable When a guy can’t get you to like or talk to him

I tried to get her but she’s Unknockable

by Meechiana August 22, 2023

UNKB-002

DO NOT SEARCH IT UP ONLINE

UNKB-002

Don't look it up...

by Raycroc1940 September 4, 2023

Unknown Football Team Fan

A fan supporting either a crap team in the low-tier leagues or a private-owned football club or football academy.

Which team do you support?
Well, I am an Unknown Football Team Fan, so I have to say Cockhouse FC.
Bruv mate ur a Brexit geezer???

by w`aezsrdtfyvguhij8ghev May 10, 2023

Unknown Tom

A Middle Aged Man; An Unidentifiable Furry Object

Catchphrase: "I am the bean man, my toes are made of beans"

Father: Oh my, you wippersnapping UNKNOWN TOM

Son: Thank you my griddy good father

by Unknown Tom May 23, 2023