The Little Unicorn

A mystical being of tiny proportions that visits a sleeping person in their dreams; it is said to be a little fluffy white unicorn that has a very horny horn upon its head and in between its hind legs. The unicorn is known to ejaculate from both of its horns as it begins to sing the first few verses of 'Hotel California' ... ‘On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair…’ Individuals that are visited by The Little Unicorn begin to wander the Earth in search of it's mystical Lord for the rest of their lives, following the motto that they themselves are "A Little Unicorn".

Once I was visited by The Little Unicorn my eyes were opened to reality.

by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022

Rearing Unicorn

Where a couple starts having sex in the classic doggy position; then when he is ready to spit seed, he dismounts, leaps onto the woman's head and shoots for distance as she rears up.

Last night I performed the Rearing Unicorn on my wife.

by Prometheus69 December 18, 2010

Unicorn Mask

Tea Bagging somebody in the face with a hard on.

Mandy got black out drunk, and Nate totally unicorn masked her!

by Karl Bower December 6, 2014

Unicorn face

Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.

Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.

Lawn: What do you want for dinner?

Ben: Something edible obviously

Lawn: Wawa?

Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)

by Bennehftw December 4, 2022

Unicorn Hump

Dipping your testicles in barbecue sauce and then nutting, while sticking your dick in a blender and then Turning it on.

"Yo bro that Unicorn Hump was great last nigh"

by Fart Master 6000 January 20, 2021

Muddy Unicorn

When someone is getting pegged with a unicorn horn strap-on and the pegee sharts on the ‘corn horn.

The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .

by Coolmedian June 12, 2018

Purple Unicorn

A paradox about wanting for fall in love with the type of person that probably doesn't exist. This term is also used in modern business referring to a job that is very difficult to fill and has been open for months.

Although we haven't found our purple unicorn yet after 3 months of recruiting you're the closest we've found so we've decided to continue looking for now. We will call you in a few weeks with our decision.

by kevin.nolan December 16, 2014