double coyote ugly

double coyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself and chew off the other arm to make sure it never happens again.

I woke up next to Hilda and she was double coyote ugly, I chewed off my arm so I did not have to wake her and chewed off my other arm so it would never happen again.

by Denny Bob December 15, 2007

Flag

Get the double coyote ugly mug.

Wolf Ugly

A woman who is beyond normal limits of ugliness. One whom you would rather chew your own arm off than have sexual intercourse with.

Wow mate, that bird is ugly...wolf ugly!

by IOM3906 December 7, 2006

Flag

Get the Wolf Ugly mug.

Related Words

uglay • Uglayass • yooz uglay • You Uglay! • Oil of Uglay • Ugly • Ugly Stick • ugly ass • ugly bastard • UGAY

ugly

Satan

Satan is ugly!

by Ashleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy July 3, 2008

Flag

Get the ugly mug.

Ugly Naked Body Syndrome

The condition when a seemingly attractive person takes off their clothes to reveal an ugly body.

Steve: That girl Tina is too fine!
John: Naw man, I was just with her the other day, she's got Ugly Naked Body Syndrome.

by john diggity April 1, 2006

Flag

Get the Ugly Naked Body Syndrome mug.

go ugly early

The philosophical viewpoint which advocates the lowering of standards earlier in the process of courtship rather than later, believing it to be more efficient and ultimately more satisfying in the long run. While some see this as a disturbingly bleak prospect, proponents remind their detractors that "at least we're getting our jimmies waxed while you poor bastards are off beating your pud to Shirley Bassey records."

Trust me, dude, GO UGLY EARLY, or you'll die alone with your pants around your ankles, clutching your shriveled penis in your cold, dead hand with a look of stark terror on your face, frozen in time from the moment that the gray void invades your soul and stops your spitting heart.

by DannyBoy1974 March 13, 2010

Flag