Uber Cunt

Over or Above the standard level of Cunt!

Nerd: Im going to RAPE that hot chick today!

Awesome Guy: OMG that guy is a UBER CUNT!

by Hoppy Is Sexy! October 14, 2008

uber and chill

It means that you are going to Uber over to your partners house and fuck with Netflix in the background.

"Yea, I didn't want to take the bus to fuck, so I took an Uber"
"Uber and chill is always a good call"

by Chickenrick January 15, 2016

uber wave

To wave at your uber driver with your smartphone in your hand indicating that yes you did order an uber.

While standing on the curb I raised my hand towards the cab driver in an uber wave and he pulled up.

by haleinator September 24, 2013

Uber Eats

A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.

John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."

by paimonlover666 February 16, 2023

uber simp

an uber driver that will continue to drive no matter how low the rates are

man, uber made $50 for this ride and my driver Depak only make $10. He is a real Uber Simp

by skidd18 February 4, 2020

Uber Cuz

That one person /Cousin or friend who drives for uber faithfully non stop and every one refers him or her as Uber Cuz

Man I am going to be late to work if I don't find a ride do you have uber cuz number?

Uber cuz taking all the business from the yellow cap !

by Bryan K Bradley February 18, 2019

Uber Rank

The second to best rank for a Rivethead.

You are not Elite yet. You are of teh Uber Rank, so, therefore, you are still below me.

by NVJ September 10, 2008