by Dickhead92 September 11, 2017
by Grant G November 16, 2007
"he's not just a twat, he's an absolute twat"
"see her over there? Thats what an absolute twat looks like"
"I'm sorry sir, you've come up on our system as an absolute twat and so we are not able to let you in"
"see her over there? Thats what an absolute twat looks like"
"I'm sorry sir, you've come up on our system as an absolute twat and so we are not able to let you in"
by janitor2010 December 19, 2013
It's a female that first you lay, then you spread, resembling the motion of spreading jelly on toast. The vagina is also often thick and squishy like jelly. Is
by the sea vagina September 13, 2013
A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.
I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!
by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009
When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.
Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.
by Nicnoc June 18, 2011
A raging Bitch. She tends to gets knocked up in order to collect child support and live on welfare. She is a cheater. She likes to keep her children away from their father and has a history of dating felons
by FunkyValleyMom December 21, 2014