Twat Nectar

Vaginal leakage, Orgasm juices.

"The broad I nailed last night shot massive amounts of twat nectar as she climaxed."

by Grant G December 15, 2007

Twat Knot

Another slang term for the man bun

Girl: You see that man bun on that guy?

Girl #2: Yeah, total twat knot

by Dickhead92 September 19, 2017

absolute twat

Someone who has been professionally verified by at least 10 people to be a genuine bona fide twat.

"he's not just a twat, he's an absolute twat"

"see her over there? Thats what an absolute twat looks like"

"I'm sorry sir, you've come up on our system as an absolute twat and so we are not able to let you in"

by janitor2010 December 19, 2013

Jelly Twat

It's a female that first you lay, then you spread, resembling the motion of spreading jelly on toast. The vagina is also often thick and squishy like jelly. Is

vagina jelly twat nasty lay spread easy jelly twat

by the sea vagina September 12, 2013

twat junk

A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.

I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!

by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009

tit for twat

When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.

Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.

by Nicnoc June 18, 2011

Whisky Twat

When having sex with a woman/girl and her poon dries up because she has had too much to drink but is still coherant causing you to have to reach for substitute forms of lubrication.

Dude!! Me and Sally split a bottle of Jack Daniels and romped so long she got Whisky Twat and I had to use my spit to finish her off....

by Pjrpoacher August 27, 2009