I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.

Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

twisted fate

total failures who get owned by torment every week

O Snap! I'm In Twisted Fate! My Leader Sambo fails! I'm gonna quit and join Torment!

by T0rment Tank June 13, 2010

Twisted Fimble

The twisting of ones cock, up ones ass by means of rape, then pulling it out and forcing the rapee to fondle it, in anyway the rapist chooses.

Vinny bent the homeless over by gun point and proceeded to give him a twisted fimble.

by TwitChy November 8, 2003

nicely toasted

The feeling someone gets right before their drunk, and before their baked

That party we went to last night was pretty bad all i could get was nicely toasted

by mikkel D May 22, 2008

toasted

(slightly) tipsy. Not drunk and not intoxicated enough to be considered drunk or wasted... just a little .... not sober and not drunk

"I just wanna go get toasted" "I had a shitty day today... wanna go get toasted?"

by Ovrit January 5, 2009

twastered

getting straight up wasted

Dude we were SO twastered after all that Patron.

by gel&k8bros September 9, 2010

twisted burrito

eating a girl out while she's taking a shit

Dude 1: I totally gave my girlfriend a twisted burrito yesterday!
Dude 2: Ew!

by Sexy Spider Monkey November 29, 2011