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Traffic Lights

A game played with a doobie with many variations - the most common being where each person takes 3 tokes without exhaling and passes it on, then takes 2 tokes when the joint next reaches them (without exhaling), and then takes 1 (often large) toke before exhaling.
guy 1: dude... traffic lights?

guy 2: sure. pass the doobie.

guy 3: blaaaargh.
by GuitarDave January 14, 2008
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truefriend

Theres lots of ways to describe veda she is one of the most polite person i have ever come across and probly will ever.

but when i describe veda i just like to describe her as everything, she is everything kind funny caring smiley and the best of friends if i could choose anyone out of the entire world if would be veda so veda i'm asking you can you please be my best friend again ?
She will listern to anyithng and everything shes very very rare to come across someone like this so if you ever get to come across someone like this dont wait.

and most of all a truefriend
by shazzyshannon February 16, 2010
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Traffic Jam

When you're on your way to your first music gig when your car runs out of gas. So, you play your instrument(s) until help arrives.
Person 1: Dude your late, where have you been?

Person 2: My car ran out of gas. I was stuck on the freeway. But I did make a traffic jam.

Person 1: Ahh. Failing in style.
by ZCrackPack March 11, 2014
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ass traffic

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat February 15, 2005
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Truffle jelly

The placing of ones penile instrument into an anus of a female companion whilst she is menstruating. Then removing said penis from said anus and placing it in her vagina, leaving truffle butter to coat with menstruation making a thick jelly.
Hey Jimmy remember that truffle bunny I scooped up at the club last night was on her rag when we got back to the crib. So she said she was down for anal so I stepped it up and made some truffle jelly!!!
by #GAINS March 13, 2015
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truffle butter

When a guy cums in a girls asshole during anal and his cum mixes with the woman’s shit, creating a nasty peanut butter looking mix.
Dude I made a truffle butter with Amya last night!
by intheass42069 April 15, 2020
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Traffic-Puppy

Sad eyed motorist, waiting to make a left turn out of shopping centers, during peak traffic times. They lean forward, scooch forward in their seat, grip the wheel, and look anxiously and hopefully both ways, hoping someone will let them out.
Oh, look at the poor Traffic-Puppy! I'll let them in...
by MsKittyKat August 12, 2007
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