truck farm

An agricultural establishment where pickups and big-rigs are grown.

They grow VEGETABLES on a VEGETABLE farm, FRUIT on a FRUIT farm, TREES on a TREE farm, and MILK AND COWS on a DAIRY farm, so what do they grow on a TRUCK FARM? Why, TRUCKS, naturally! (Well, duhhh...) And I'll bet they even have separate pickup-truck seed-packets for Chevys, Dodges, Fords, GMCs, etc., and then individual semi-trailer seeds for Kenworths, Macks, Whites, Freightliners, Peterbilts, etc. Probably the trucks all start out green as they're maturing, and then they eventually"ripen" into different paint-colors when they're ready to harvest. :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2018

Truck-hole

The driver of a big motor vehicle (usually a large truck) that drives very selfishly or incompetently and suffers from a micropenis or a sandy vaginal cavity.

The next Truck-holes to cut me off is getting the bird.

by PandaKingJames December 25, 2016

Bobby Truck

Short abriviation of a A Lifted truck that can be used to describe both Diesels and Gas trucks, Its got to be off road-able 4x4 like them Big lifted trucks you see in the south.

"damn, Look at that Bobby Truck! " "Holy shit look at that Bobby Chevy!" "That Bobby Cummins is nice as fuck!" "Damn look at that Bobby Ford!"

by mexican joe dirt December 28, 2016

Parking in the Truck

Having pleasurable intercourse with a particularly large woman.

Man I just got Meghan Trainor's number. Looks like I'll be parking in the truck tonight.

by Glastic January 15, 2017

dick truck

A truck similar to a good truck, but you get dick instead.

It's like whale sex, but it's dick trucks.

by j_dawg129 February 5, 2017

Truck on Concrete

This is a sex position where the male is seen swinging from the ceiling and the other person is laying flat. The male then gets enough speed to go through the roof and come down on the other person at drastic speeds. The person is then paralyzed and the male has had his orgasm on impact. This move resembles a truck being launched and landing on the concrete, hence the name. Also known as the J-Mac Special.

Auggie Ames - "J-Mac please do it"
J-Mac- "Are you sure? No one has ever survived the truck on concrete."

Auggie Ames - " Yes do it, I want to cum more than I have ever came".

RIP Auggie Ames

by LittleCumshot October 31, 2019

fire truck

a person with the hair colour of a fire truck. They are known to be annoying and make silly choices. They are scared to do things themselves as they are shy so they get their older sibling or mother to do it for them.

Girl One: is that a ranga?
Girl Two: no its a fire truck!
everyone: RUNNNN!!!

by ranga69 November 4, 2019