Trouser Titties

When a woman, or indeed a man, is blessed with a plentiful, bosom-like rear end.

Ciara: I've got a pancake ass.
Ryan: You know you've got them trouser titties.
Chris: Yup.

by Ryzo Tagworth November 7, 2020

Trouser wank

When a girl or guy feels up a guys dick through is trousers

“How far have you gone?”
“I gave Jack a trouser wank”

by Penis_nose August 26, 2019

Trouser mole

a penis

"Would you like to see my pimple-headed trouser mole?"

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

trouser batter

possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage

"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"

by John McFloss September 24, 2008

Ménage à trousers

Ménage à trousers is lesbians having a threesome with every pair of pants in the male apparel section of sears

Kaitlyn: Stacy, I think I’m ready to add a third person into the mix..I’m ready for a ménage à trousers
Stacy: OK I’ll call Melanie and I’ve already googled where the nearest sears is

by karen giles February 17, 2018

Trouser Steak Delight

As a man; when, you put A1 sauce on your cock.

Sally wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I crammed a trouser steak delight right in her mouth!

by TheWiseGuy369 August 26, 2025

trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021