Topper

fly, up there, hot, new, usually expensive and one of a kind

That's topper, where'd you cop that?
shawty stay topper

by Keyshanti December 29, 2007

little trooper

A short male who compensates by dressing in military clothing, or a nickname given to such a person. Sometimes abbreviated to "little troop," especially when used affectionately.

"Aren't you hot in that camo jacket, Little Trooper?"

Mike: "Hey there, Little Troop! You're looking slightly less petite today."
Samy: "My new jungle boots, combined with my hair spikes, remove two inches of petiteness."

"How is Greg so big when his brother is such a little trooper?"

by Snyne August 26, 2013

Trooper

Nicknames for various types of sex toys.

Mostly common for freaky girls to name their dildo.

Sarah: "Dude, i'm craving."

Jenna: "Me too, Let's bust out the Trooper!"

by boss73 June 17, 2010

Twat trooper

Somebody who hunts the wild, untamed vagina

"what are you doing tonight jimmy?"
"well fred, im going to get my twat troopers liscense"

by JBCVM November 20, 2009

troper

a troper is a peice of shit that sticks in your arse hair then gets stuck on your boxers and rips out your arse hair when your walking

fatty that troper's just ripped out my arse hair

by rodger my todger December 28, 2005

Storm Trooper Syndrome

n. (STS) A form of mental illness in which the afflicted finds storm troopers to be cool. Symptoms include dressing up like a storm trooper often (not just Halloween), branding one's clothing with the Star Wars Imperial logo, joining storm trooper fan clubs, and blowing all of one's money on Star Wars conventions. Subjects often think that their immature fantasies of being a storm trooper actually make them cool.

There are 4 stages of Storm Trooper Syndrome severity.
Stage 1: Commonly known as being "storm-curious". Lasts from 1 day to 4 weeks.
Stage 2: Early Onset STS. Lasts 1 month to 1 year.
Stage 3: College STS. (18-23 yrs old) Often thought to be beyond help at this stage.
Stage 4: Terminal STS. A progression of Stage 3 STS. Patient has either graduated/dropped out of college, now has a drug dependency and realizes they wasted their college years pretending to be a storm trooper. Often seen sleeping in cardboard boxes.

STS is a real condition. If you notice a loved one displaying any of these symptoms get them help immediately.

Did you see that guy at the bar last night dressed up as a storm trooper? At first I thought I forgot my Halloween costume, then I realized it was June and that he was suffering from Storm Trooper Syndrome.

Hey do you remember that tall guy from the party? Yeah the one with College Storm Trooper Syndrome. Apparently he wears that storm trooper coat he made everywhere he goes.

That homeless guy in the gutter over there, poor guy suffers from Stage 4 Storm Trooper Syndrome. Apparently he wasted his time in college, was banking on being the star of "Storm Troopers the Musical" play was never even written. Now he just tells stories about the Battle of Alderaan, and his escape from the Death Star.

by sting130 July 22, 2011

Trapper

Typically a man that is obsessed with sports..his dream is to be an All Black one day and date Richie Mccaw. He has a generous head of thick brown hair and is known to be short in stature... But not short in attitude! He is always surrounded by many friends and often drink. He likes girls named Jessica. Be like trapper.

Trapper! Tell me you love me?

by Clip on Koala December 12, 2018