Stopping Traffic

any creative form of suicide which potentially causes traffic problems.

1. Driving into oncoming traffic.
2. Sticking your head out of a manhole on a busy street.
3. Hanging yourself from an overpass or interstate sign.

These are all examples of stopping traffic.

by AngelOfDeath;) April 8, 2009

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traffic park

To drive in circles instead of parking, useful for if you don’t need to go anywhere but also don’t need to leave the car, like if you’re waiting on a friend.

Having traffic parked for 6 hours while my bros were playing pickup soccer, I lost not one minute of sleep knowing I was contributing to smog and gridlock. If you can’t find a spot, you can’t find a spot.

by zblumz April 18, 2011

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Traffic Tetris

When a dude cums on a girl's face.

I play Traffic Tetris on your mom's face

by blackisthelastthingyoullsee August 1, 2010

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Bulgarian Traffic Cone

Sexual practice that involves S&M acts whilst hanging from your nipples. Its name derived from the fact that your nipples become flattened and discolored like Bulgarian traffic cones.

Note: NOT for novices or those with pre-existing nipple conditions!

I totally pulled a bulgarian traffic cone last night!

by CSoundtrack June 20, 2012

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