saber-toothed seal

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.

The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.

by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

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Horse-Toothed Jackass

One of Sal Governale's numerous nicknames for Howard Stern's producer, Gary Dell'Abate.

"That Horse-Toothed Jackass Baba Booey has enormous choppers and diarrhea breath."

by creedmoor September 8, 2006

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Cambodian tooth filling

This the act of punching someone in the mouth so hard you knock out one of the persons teeth. Then you continue on to jerk off into the hole created by the missing tooth.

"I got fermfed so bad when somebody gave me a Cambodian tooth filling."

by King Fermfius December 11, 2009

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tooth fairy

Shits without a sound and tinkles without a splatter because it is air.

Look under Bevin.

by poo poo August 2, 2003

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Occurs when an overnight female guest needs to brush her teeth in the morning, but does not have a toothbrush. The male then puts toothpaste on his morning boner, then the woman performs oral sex on the man to cure her morning breath.

Bill: So Terry, did you hook up with Suzanne this morning even though she had terrible morning breath?

Terry: Indeed I did Bill, but only after I gave her an Oklahoma Tooth Brush.

Bill: Nice!

by Oklahoma Carl October 14, 2010

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Tooth Paste Leech

a person who brings a tooth brush places but does not bring tooth paste, expecting others to lend them some... they will never contribute any tooth paste unless you stay at their house

Person 1: I'm gonna brush my teeth before I go to sleep
Person 2: K
Person 1: yea, but i forgot my tooth paste. Can I use some of yours?
Person 2: Sure... *under breath* tooth paste leech....

by bloopey August 20, 2011

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