Inventor of the Tombo Combo. Tombo is a very nice fellow as long as you take your shoes off before entering his house.
It is not recommended to burn his linolium unless you enjoy being banned from elegant palaces.
Tombo is a true success story rising from rags to riches by starting his own business.
This man is capable of doing a full 360 degree flip from his diving board into his own extravagant pool.
A man with such skill and brutal good looks, its not hard to understand why this man is so likeable.
It is not recommended to burn his linolium unless you enjoy being banned from elegant palaces.
Tombo is a true success story rising from rags to riches by starting his own business.
This man is capable of doing a full 360 degree flip from his diving board into his own extravagant pool.
A man with such skill and brutal good looks, its not hard to understand why this man is so likeable.
by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
Get the Tombo mug.A filthy, disease ridden area north of Houston. It is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. There are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. Filled to the brim with that "good old boys" mentality, if any mentality at all.
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A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.
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A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.
Ed: I'm from Tomball.
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.
Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.
Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"
by Nigel Chaos September 2, 2008
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Hicktown USA. People wear wranglers, flannel shirts, and walk around with hay sticking out of their mouth. People get drunk all the time and there are crazy old men. They are damn rednecks.
by Michael Markiewicz February 27, 2005
Get the Tomball mug.A homosexual, often participating in anal sex. This person likes double penetration, and prefers hairy dicks. Gay porn frequently appears in the search history. People with this name often eat their own pubes that have previously been charizarded while getting a nice steamy one on the chest.
Is tobs getting off to furry's again? That fucker.
by Fegget July 19, 2014
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Hey Dylan did you just see me just tombstone that girl?
Yeah dude, but I think you broke her neck.
She'll be fine, besides it was still great sex.
Yeah dude, but I think you broke her neck.
She'll be fine, besides it was still great sex.
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