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Someone with 7 different types of aids and has a small dick and likes rapping red heads
Omg hid your kids it’s a tomasi
Tomasi by Loxinator August 28, 2019
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tomasi matapula 

An abo looking pedo who always seeks attention; in person communicating AND in the rear end. Tomasi is a guy who thinks he can brawl and stand up for anyone, but when alone, sits in the corner and holds his John and cries to sleep. Tomasi can also be a legend, as in legend at turning upto events "not" on-time or NEVER. Tomasi has a weak bladder and an anal full of tear gas. Tomasi is a strange animal.
*Fight*
Person: "You sir, must be Tomasi Matapula!"
*Watching Pornographic videos*
Person: "That actor's name must be Tomasi Matapula"
Person2: "The man getting analed must also be Tomasi Matapula".
tomasi matapula by Idkwya December 10, 2013

PJ Cool-Tomasi 

PJ lives in eyeliner. He is beautiful. He is literally one of the prettiest content creator on tiktok. A GOD. AN ICON. A LEGEND.
"PJ Cool-Tomasi, PJ, PJ do pink liner do pink liner do pink liner do pink liner!!"
PJ Cool-Tomasi by malia & gaby December 30, 2020

steak tomaszewski 

A thick slab of beef raised in New Jersey. Typically not considered a delicasy.
R - Do you want Steak Tomaszewski for dinner?
B- I can't think of anything I want less than that kind of Steak.
steak tomaszewski by Randall Cobb November 17, 2016

Rolo Tomassi 

The guy who gets away with it.
Rolo Tomassi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. - "Shotgun" Ed Exley
Rolo Tomassi by PoopyButt1 November 3, 2012

Thomasifisert 

En gjenstand som forverres/transmuteres på en negativ måte.
Å nei, det er ikke ødelagt, bare thomasifisert.
Thomasifisert by It sure is me November 12, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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