timeshifter

Someone who has a huge ego, huge gut, and a tiny dick. Also a Trump supporter.

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by Spaminol July 18, 2016

three times twice

to do something more than once.

Audra: "Brandon, you need to cut the grass"

Brandon " I been did that three times twice"

by Audra and Brandon July 17, 2006

talking all nine times eight

a common P Miller phrase, meaning your talking all crazy and not making any sense.

quit talking all nine times eight

by van whalen January 20, 2008

times square slappy

When you are wasted and your asshole friends pulls your clothes off in a public place. They then hold your hands over your head and slap your fat stomach.

Brendan was being an asshole in the bar so his dickhead friends gave him a Times Square Slappy in front of everyone. Or. Look at that fuck face over there, let's go serve him with a Times Square Slappy.

by Kobrakys April 13, 2017

Times New Roman

A way to make your essay fit the page count

Professor : Your report should be maximum 8 pages.
Student 1 : Shit! I'm over the page count.
Student 2 : It's ok, just change your font to Times New Roman.

by academicloopholes December 23, 2017

Timeist

Someone who is a timeist, is kind of like time racist- wow me not wanting to make a whole definition👌

Person1: "Good morning"
Person2: "It's night here"
Person3: "Just have a good, dont be a timeist"

by 1centimeter November 28, 2018

ace times

Used as a reaction to good news.

Joe Bloggs - I've booked the tickets for the holiday.

Joline Bloggs - Ace times!!

by ScubaBoyG December 19, 2008