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Get the den Timo machen mug.The coloration on the toilet paper after a woman on her period wipes after just gets done slurping up some hot semen into her cunt hole followed by a steamy shit and piss parade. After she runs said toilet paper from the tip of her clam meat all the way through the clit canal to the shit covered asshole and pulls it out to look at it, it would resemble the East Timor Flag; white yellow red and blackish/brown.
Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 8, 2021
Get the East Timor Flag mug.A dirty timoleon is when you dont shampoo your hair for a month and ask your significant other to wash it as sensually as they can. Dirty timoleons often occur with long term couples, but some people prefer to walk in public with greasy hair hoping someone gives them a dirty timoleon.
"Hey honey it's been a month since I've taken a shower"
"I suppose I have no choice but to give you a dirty timoleon"
"I suppose I have no choice but to give you a dirty timoleon"
by Itwasntme491 April 7, 2022
Get the dirty timoleon mug.A time and space that black women gather their collective power of healing and love to help get another sista right. This also extends to men and especially children.
They saw her about to totally crash out but the other women intervened with a sista timeout to see her blessings.
by J dot stay fly February 11, 2024
Get the Sista timeout mug.When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.
I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.
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Get the Origami Timeout Chair mug.This is used to describe when a player misses a really easy chance, usually in front of goal. Whatever the reason, it is embarrassing when a player misses a sitter.
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