The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.
- Hey man, isn't springtime great?
- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...
- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...
by M.C.T. April 27, 2011
Get the Spring Woodmug. When you're playing a survival game and all you do is farm wood and die, you are free wood.
Or when you're bad at any game, you're free wood.
Or when you're bad at any game, you're free wood.
by DiMiTrip February 28, 2021
Get the Free woodmug. by dilf_lover December 5, 2021
Get the Mr Woodmug. When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”
You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
by PrescribedBurn October 9, 2019
Get the Tiger Woodmug. by Shit car yo July 3, 2021
Get the Jamie woodmug. by dakine666 November 28, 2012
Get the fem-woodmug. by Marilyn Jane July 27, 2017
Get the pink woodmug.