Doggy Guarding

When someone is guarding something extremely closely

she is doggy guarding the her the door, so no one can enter

by Mutich November 22, 2015

The basement guard effect

The basement guard effect- when you talk too much to, or about tbg where your autocorrect changes “tbh” to “tbg”

- Tbg, crocheting is superior to knitting

- did you mean “tbh” ?
- shit yeah the basement guard effect finally got to me

by HornyMothBoi March 22, 2024

Guards

Police

I find it easier to talk to them when I think of them as guards. Nothing to hide

by sean15 July 10, 2019

Old Guard

A oligarchy of original ABN-Blaks, those who’ve commodified culture, feathered their own nests, thrown down no ladders, spoken for other family groups without consulting them, deceptively excluded others, run community corporations into the ground by diverting income streams to themselves and compromising member integrity to create a state of confusion and division.

Synonym: nation-builders

E.g. 1 the Old Guard are at it again, trying to do Welcomes on Clan Country that isn’t their own, over the top of Clan TO’s who are present.

E.g. 2 The Old Guard’s motto: Profits over Protocols.

by Clever Guard April 17, 2025

changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

............................................

I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

dark honour guard

Gay ass niggers who died defending the Emperor in the last Jedi movie.

Dark Honour Guards defend the Emperor

by Zemian March 19, 2018

urban guard dog

Peacock

These urban guard dogs are great at alerting us to mischief on the block, and are pretty too.

by catfacedchuckles March 14, 2015