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Water fountain

The easiest possible way to get the flu or any disease
by Joedaddyyyyyy January 15, 2020
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Fountain Symphony

Noun. A woman that is so aroused that she squirts with every thrust into her ass.
Best achieved by proper foreplay, proper anal foreplay, Magic Wand Massager on her clit, and slowly fucking her in the ass.
Sam: It took 2 hours to turn Jessica into a Fountain Symphony, and then she squirted every time I slid inside her. I no longer need praise to know I'm good, I think I just won sex.
by Datacube January 17, 2023
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Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.
“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”
by ONCTrain December 5, 2023
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Fondue fountain

When you put chocolate in a girls pussy and wait for it to melt until you can drink it out of her vagina.
Sarah let me fondue Fountain her last night
by Muleyfreak December 18, 2018
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Glaze Fountain

A term used for when a girl stacks donuts on an erect penis before ejaculating, thus creating glazed donuts
Girl - “Hey, wanna go to the library and study?”
Boy - “No, I would much rather and stay here and enjoy a glaze fountain. Should we go to Dunkin’ Donuts now?
by thecshnic October 4, 2023
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Ear fountain

Where a guy jizzes in a girl's ear and rams his dick down her throat causing her eardrums to rupture
I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night
by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024
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Fountain of me

An elegant form of colitis interruptus whereby the mail swiftly removed his loaded cock from his bitches pussy and proceeds to shoot his load in his ho's face whilst she try's to drink it as though it were a fountain.
Liquisha had just finished filming 16 and pregnant and was worried about future unplanned insemination so her baby daddy offered a fountain of me as an alternative to a condomless explosion of semantin her pussy.
by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014
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