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tennessee fountain

When a large, hollow, cylindrical object (such as a pipe) enters so deep into your asshole, blood leaks out from the other side.
Tim: Hey, so do you do butt stuff?
Brock: Nah, not since I made a Tennessee fountain, its the worst.
by FountainBoss November 27, 2016
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Southern Fountain

In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.
Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.
by Beaner 1 August 22, 2017
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Fondue fountain

When you put chocolate in a girls pussy and wait for it to melt until you can drink it out of her vagina.
Sarah let me fondue Fountain her last night
by Muleyfreak December 18, 2018
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Fountain of youth

When a girl swallows your baby juice or takes it on her face.
She’s been complaining that she’s getting older. Then I told her to try a little of my fountain of youth to help “slow down the aging”
by MMMagic Man July 25, 2018
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Fountain Mountain

A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall
I won't be in class tonight; I have to drop a Fountain Mountain.
by Wolfpack0811 August 14, 2018
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Chocolate Fountain

When you take a shit, but you use half of the toilet paper when wiping.
I had some Taco Bell last night and my chocolate fountain is still going strong
by popcornchickenboi February 6, 2019
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The Fecal Fountain

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.
Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?
by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 8, 2019
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