An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.
“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”
“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”
“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”
by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024
Get the Minge crisismug. With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".
Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?
Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".
Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".
by The Fap Factory June 8, 2017
Get the Youclear Missile Crisismug. Manufactured crises are when a person or a group cries out to others that something or someone is in danger from a different something or someone... when it really isn't. This is either because the claimed threat doesn't actually exist, or the claimed threat doesn't actually credibly threaten the thing that is purported to be threatened.
Unfortunately manufactured crises can be just as believable and seem just as real and dangerous as real crises when put together well. This especially goes if the reasoning behind manufactured crises plays to peoples' already existing prejudices and preconceptions about the things or other groups of people that are cast as being a threat.
Manufactured crises are frequently used in politics to rile up supporters and win over new ones. They often have a lot of overlap with conspiracy theories due to their shared nature of being untrue at their core. Hateful ideologies like antisemitism, homophobia, xenophobia, etc are also often propped up by manufactured crises that say that Jews/gays/foreigners/some other group are a threat to us, our family, our children, our country, our way of life, whatever.
Unfortunately manufactured crises can be just as believable and seem just as real and dangerous as real crises when put together well. This especially goes if the reasoning behind manufactured crises plays to peoples' already existing prejudices and preconceptions about the things or other groups of people that are cast as being a threat.
Manufactured crises are frequently used in politics to rile up supporters and win over new ones. They often have a lot of overlap with conspiracy theories due to their shared nature of being untrue at their core. Hateful ideologies like antisemitism, homophobia, xenophobia, etc are also often propped up by manufactured crises that say that Jews/gays/foreigners/some other group are a threat to us, our family, our children, our country, our way of life, whatever.
ben: We've got to stop the gays. They're brainwashing and indoctrinating our children and turning them gay in our schools with all that diversity and inclusion bullcrap they're pushing! It's all part of their agenda!
chris: Simmer down, ben. Take a rational look at what's actually happening. Even if you feel uncomfortable around gay people, that whole bit about schools brainwashing children into being gay is nothing more than a manufactured crisis by right-wing leaders to rile you up. What schools are doing is teaching about the fact that queer people exist and that they should be respected the same as you would any other person. It's nowhere near being the "brainwashing" that the news pundits hype it up to be, and the goal certainly isn't to "turn our children gay".
chris: Simmer down, ben. Take a rational look at what's actually happening. Even if you feel uncomfortable around gay people, that whole bit about schools brainwashing children into being gay is nothing more than a manufactured crisis by right-wing leaders to rile you up. What schools are doing is teaching about the fact that queer people exist and that they should be respected the same as you would any other person. It's nowhere near being the "brainwashing" that the news pundits hype it up to be, and the goal certainly isn't to "turn our children gay".
by ngicecream July 6, 2023
Get the manufactured crisismug. crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis
by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020
Get the Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisismug. "Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."
by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024
Get the Minge Crisismug. I feel especially sorry for the Eggstential Crisis that is so demeaning to each and every egg! It’s bad enough to hunt them; but why must they be dying from dye and trampled by people who cage them in baskets!!!
by Major T. April 17, 2019
Get the Eggstential Crisismug. “Kevin let’s go party,” Joey said “I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” kevin bitchly said
by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023
Get the Quarter life crisismug.