Hitchcock Complex

One who has an obsession with blondes or seems to be constantly dating blondes. Named after the notorious behavior of Alfred Hitchcock who would generally hire Blondes for female roles in movies

A- I can't get over Kim, she was too hot.

B- You say that about almost every blonde chick. I'm really starting to think you have a Hitchcock Complex

by Number9 June 13, 2014

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Kirk Complex

When a guitarist in a band (typically a heavy metal band) uses too much wah wah effect in their solos, as Kirk Hammett of Metallica does.

The guitarist in this band has a major Kirk Complex.

by Cheddar Bay Biscuit June 05, 2010

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Monopoly Complex

A feeling someone has where they think everyone is playing Monopoly wrong once they themselves learn all the rules of the game.

John: I bet those people over there are playing Monopoly wrong. I could teach them the rules.

John 2: I think you have a Monopoly Complex

John 3: Get help

by Kid named Finger June 13, 2022

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cousin complex

a cousin complex is where you simp for peoples cousins because their smoke shows.

gosh i have such a cousin complex, your older cousin is so pretty and for what 😩

by gchexu July 16, 2021

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The Desmond Complex

This is a psychological disorder that occurs when Desmond constantly states that he has to get off the phone with you because he has other more important matters to attend to.

Yeah, he said to be AGAIN... "Hey... I gotta let ya go". I'm starting to develop The Desmond Complex.

by Sassy Ramble December 03, 2021

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