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Shitting Birth

When you have a shit so large, it feels like you're giving birth
Dalton was shitting birth after a three day period without shitting
by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017
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max birth

by glorillagrip_420 February 14, 2023
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Birthing

Getting pushed out of yo mom's vagina :)
Women are birthing all men in the world.
by Birthing October 13, 2021
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Just Give Birth

Now go be a good child: get married. Or just get pregnant. Go have your own kids. You are a woman. So go get pregnant and have a few kids. For that is all you’re good for. We only wanted you to just. give. birth. To your future children. As in go get pregnant somehow, then give birth to that child. We just love your children already.

From your mother Mary; Because we were made to be grandparents. Aka WHERE ARE MY ****** GRANDCHILDREN. I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR FOR YOU TO FINALLLY **** settle down and TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN. WHERE ARE THEY? Where are my kids to take care of. Now go do your wifely duties and JUST. GIVE. BIRTH. TO. MORE. FUTURE. CHILDREN. I CANNOT STAND IT. I cannot wait until you just give birth. To my future grandchildren. Hurry it up please to the God of the Bible. What are my children doing when they’re not just giving birth. Being a mental retarded nut case or playing video games on their old …. Yadda yadda yadda

AKA GO BE A WOMAN AND HAVE CHILDREN ALREADY
No go just give birth. Just give birth. X3 then tell me how to raise my future grandchildren.

Now go- just give birth to your children because I already know how many children you will already. Be having. Because I cannot stand you if you don’t want to just give birth. As in quit your job to become a mother like me.
by Oldhumour29 June 24, 2023
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gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.
Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!
by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017
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Home Birth

Someone who vastly out performs his/her peers at a particular activity. Common in the South. Home birth's obviously have no birth certificate thus making the validity of their age up for debate
Lebron James is way to badass to be 24, hes gotta be 35.... Home Birth!
by Dwarf Comquat June 22, 2009
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The person who birthed you

Joe: Ur mum gay

Thomas: ThE PERSON WHO BIRTHED YOU GAY
by Jacob McNugget March 30, 2020
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