by TiTyRon December 28, 2009
Get the Uncle oSamamug. A suitable alternative for sex while your girlfriend/wife is menstruating also known as a blow job. More specifically as a counter to a woman who uses her period (Aunt Flo)as an excuse to avoid sex.
by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009
Get the Uncle B.J.mug. uncle grandpa is from a tv show with the same name. Basically he came to be because your grandma adopted her husband. Therefore, he is you uncle and grandpa.
by I lost my boot June 19, 2018
Get the Uncle grandpamug. The evil pedophile uncle of the deaf, dumb, and blind kid in The Who's Tommy.
He gets drunk and "fiddles about" when poor Thomas' parents aren't home.
He gets drunk and "fiddles about" when poor Thomas' parents aren't home.
by Seen that movie way too often April 8, 2010
Get the Uncle Erniemug. A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.
Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"
Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015
Get the Uncle Festusmug. a man who spends five hours a day at subway eating one footlong, drinking all the free refills he can hold, and taking up to 10 dumps
he ordered one sandwhich and shit out three,uncle dookie strikes again.
I think uncle DOOKIE destroyed the bathroom again
I think uncle DOOKIE destroyed the bathroom again
by mr rage lilche November 8, 2009
Get the Uncle DOOKIEmug. 