snap-shat

a one handed quick photo taken with a cell phone while taking a shit. The front of the phone is usually turned upside down and pressed between your legs slightly tilting back and up then taken at the exact moment the turd completely crowns giving the effect of different types of bloomig orchids from pink to purple and brown to a somtimes crimson. Then shared

I sent Jasmine a snap-shat while dropped one in the bathroom by the main gate at the Atlanta airport.

She shat me back from Milwaukee.

by Jimmy Smole January 12, 2022

Shat Chat

A fart, toot, poor or flactuaence.

My dad loves to shat chat and blame it on me.

by JC 24 me January 6, 2017

Ninja Shat

To shit in someone else’s house and leave no skid marks or smell without their knowledge

I ninja shat at the party last night

by NinjaShat April 10, 2025

Shat

A cat that looks like a sheep

"Hey Brian do you see that sheep cat over there? "Its called a shat"

by Ttttttttteeeeeaaaaammmmmm December 6, 2019

shat

To go to the bathroom and poo.
To represent a state of surprise; to exclaim.

"I just took the largest shat."
"What the shat!"

by NB human April 1, 2024

Shat On A Cat

To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.

Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?

Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.

Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.

by Kiirah June 2, 2018

Shat Burger

Shat burger = Ecoli
Ecoli is caused by fecal matter, therefore it is a shat burger.

That guy ate a shat burger and now he’s sick with ecoli.

by Daxton$$$$$$ March 26, 2023