Butt Grapes

A case of the hemorrhoids. A mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum -- usually used in plural.

I gotta sit on this damn doughnut cause I have a ragin case of the butt grapes.

These butt grapes are tearing my ass the fuck up.

by chain dawg October 10, 2005

press-grapes

To fuck ones dad in the arse.

what are you going to be doing with your dad thomas?

pressing grapes.

by chopper May 17, 2004

GRAPE DOUCHE

A mixture of Island Blue Pucker Schnaaps and Watermelon Pucker Schnaaps

Last night we had a party and we drank quite a few Grape Douches

by Necki February 21, 2006

Statutory Grape

Legal. A form of vagrancy. Drinking wine in the park and passing out at the base of a statue.

Jack was over-celebrating his promotion and got picked up for statutory grape.

by Cabot Wonder August 09, 2009

Carpet Grapes

The rash you get on your knees when doing it doggie style.

I got nasty carpet grapes with a hooker last night.

by Wine Geeks January 09, 2011

dark grape

a sticky strain of marijuana when broken apart has swirls of dark purple inside. It hits you fast, give you a long high and tends to put you to sleep or put you in a daze of repetition.

B: What kind is it?
V: Dark grape
B: Yes!

by Brittney Sade October 16, 2008

white grapes

grapes that are actually green

dang lookit those white grapes

bro those are green

by Sierra Emme July 28, 2015