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Killer the Dog 

"Killer the Dog" is a term used to indicate that something or someone is being innocently slaughtered, like a dog.
"did you hear about the man who killed his dog it was like KILLER THE DOG"
Killer the Dog by GottemSoaker November 11, 2020

Letting her walk the dog 

Allowing your girlfriend do whatever she wants with your dick.
My dick always comes home happy...so I'm going to continue letting her walk the dog.

giving the dog a bath 

whenever you tell you parents you're gonna give the dog a bath. You ask your girlfriend to help. You close the door saying "mom we dont want the dog to get out", then lock it turn on the water and the radio. You then participate in anything you want to do, because you are "giving the dog a bath".
"Hey Megan. Do you mind helping me? Im giving the dog a bath."

Feed the Dog 

Eating some edible substance while giving head
Mackenzie ate the cake as he feed the dog of Jake last night.
Feed the Dog by RCJWJR July 21, 2010

to wag the dog 

verb, transitive. To masturbate.
Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?
Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog
to wag the dog by Big_fets March 15, 2004