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Counter clockwise rim job

When you look up rim job on xvideos but your feeling a lot more frisky and decide to look up counter clockwise rim job instead.
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Porn addict 2: counter clockwise rim jobs.
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dick checkout counter

1. Bizznatch
2. Funny line from some online comic
by ryan September 6, 2004
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n. Launched by The Trinerz Foundation in 2007 to combat the profligacy of students. It was inspired by the scrap counter at Reed College. Food that would otherwise be thrown away is "recycled" by other students, students will place unwanted food at a designated area for others to eat. Despite many complaints of it being "unsanitary" it remains and is growing into a lunch revolution.

The Revolution Lunch is commonly referred to as TRL.
Esteban: "I don't want to waste this salad, do you want it?"
Scott: "No, go put it at The Revolutionary Lunch Counter."
Esteban: "okay, lets watch kids in a sandbox again."
Scott: "Yeah!"

(Five minutes later a gutter punk had lunch.)
by crack-o meth February 8, 2007
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Counter-Strike Source

A ghetto ass video game that looks like shit and plays like shit. If you're gonna play a REAL military game download americas army freaks! AND FORGET World of Warcraft too, or better yet get outside and get some fresh air gamers!
Play Americas Army or dont play at all and get some fresh air nerds!
by Bertish July 1, 2005
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A movement that seeks to establish a TV channel that airs only counter culture shows and news etc. , because all the other shows are in some way run by the establishment.
He's in the counter culture channel movement
by Judge dredd7 November 20, 2011
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If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.
Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims

Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
by mung69 November 10, 2011
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Egg counter

Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.
Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"

Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"

next day

Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"

Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010
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