cool asians

That big group of asians you usually have at your school. That aren't the nerdy loser ones. The girls in the group usually wear Hollister, Abercrombie. And the guys wear LRG, or Ecko red and usually have nice shoes. And they are all pretty cool and really popular.

Oh yeah, I wish I hung out with the cool asians.

by masssterlyssss November 04, 2007

Asian Sensation

a superhuman of asian ethnicity.

look, it's tastuma kunimoto the asian sensation.

by Foop88 October 12, 2009

asian pride

A term used to combat other 'pride' groups, allowing Asians to band together to preserve their status, culture, heritage and respect. Unknowingly causes the stereotyping of many Asian cultures into one generic one, ironically eliminating the point of having something like "asian pride". Members of this generic culture call themselves "azns" and forget the differences between their nationality and other Asian ones.

This 'azn' group is often known for its love of rice, import cars, and Asian celebrities (ex. Yao Ming, William Hung).

"got rice bitch? azn pryde 4 life"
"hahah William Hung rocks! asian pride!"

by ShinsengumiRocky January 29, 2006

asian keeper

A person who takes all the Asian new kids under his/her and has a whole heap of them.

Look at Jenny she's such an Asian keeper she already has twelve of them.

by LorRawr April 21, 2009

Asian Sense

The ability to tell what kind of Asian a person is eg. Chinese, Korean, Japanese, etc.

George-"Damn dude look at that Chinese girl in the skirt, ridiculous donk"

Stoph-"That chick is Korean idiot"

George-"How the hell do you know?"

Stoph-"Asian Sense dude, try and get some"

by C-Prizzle August 16, 2010

asian heaven

Where an Asian will not be beaten for receiving an a- or lower on a test and are not shunned upon for failing to become a doctor at the fine age of 16.

*in Asian voice

Mom: what you get on test today?

Me: I got b pwus

Mom: oh that fineee, I give you cookie now. You in Asian heaven now.

by Asian Boi January 14, 2014

Asian Efficiency

The pinnacle of human productivity and efficiency. Grants superhuman abilities of focus and attention on getting work done in the shortest amount of time, usually to the exclusion of everything else.

Not normally observed in non-Asian races, and explains the other-worldly feats and performance of Asian kids in school.

Jack: "Hey dude, what about that paper?"
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "And the one on..."
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "Goddamn dude, what are you on?"
Asian Kid: "Asian Efficiency dude, Asian Efficiency."

by AE Aaron October 16, 2012