left hand texting

When on the phone but giving self pleasure so you use left hand to text as to not stop pleasuring oneself.

Cindy: I heard you moaning on the phone low key ... What were you doing?
Mike: My bad I was left hand texting while chopping it up looking at big asses on Tumblr.
Cindy: Nice you should get you a big booty and find out WTMD (what that mouth do).
Mike: Why don't you show me.

by Dr. Wise Crack October 25, 2017

Shit at texting back ites

Where somebody does not reply to a text message within 10 mins they are known to have Shitattextingbackites

No, I heard that he has Shit at texting back ites and do not want to catch it from him.

by Alex Xela September 23, 2010

double texting

Someone sending the exact same text again because they think you didn't get it.

So what happened last night?
An hour later....
So what happened last night?
Stop double texting me!

by TheKungFuCat June 10, 2017

i really suck at texting people back

Another excuse for anyone who doesn't want to text you back.

Anonymous on yolo: How come you don't respond to my messages, but you respond to my Yolos.
Person on yolo: I'm sorry, "I really suck at texting people back."

by KoolKydChris May 4, 2020

Double Texting

When your friend is texting multiple people at once and accidentally sends you the wrong text message.

Georgia: "hey. did u just get home from the mall?"

Mary: "i disagree. i hate the new girl."

Georgia: "what r u talking about??"

Mary: "o sry! i was double texting!!"

by Lex-Lex Mirez February 25, 2009

Eiffel Tower Texting

This event occurs when two or more guys send you the exact same text message at the same time. Often times asking such things as "Where's the beer", "Where are you at?", or Bring some beer.

Mike: Yo Matt and Chris are Eiffel Tower Texting me left and right, asking about this beer.
Jeff: Lets make this beer run quicker.

by The_Proffesor July 11, 2011

plural texting

The act of pretending to send a text message to a group of people by using plural words, in order to either
a) seem less personal, in order to avoid confrontation
or
b) seem less like a stalker when you text someone a million times a day

Greg recieves a text message from Aimee that says "Hey, whats up homies?"
Greg: Hey, did anyone get that text from Aimee?
Jordan: Nope, she must be plural texting you man.
Greg: Man, she's been doing that all week, but it totally seems impersonal because she keeps using plural words, so she is totally not a stalker.

by lettherebeaubrey February 18, 2009