The Temporacle

Temporacle

An ancient being capable of controlling robots and providing delicious bathwater.

First known use, 1984BC

As few people know, TEMPORACLE is an anagram.

ATMOCERPEL, it means

It also stands for,

The Temporacle's
Envious

Monkey
Pissed
On
Ryan Reynolds'
And
Cleopatra's
Legendary

Eggplants

by TotallyNotJohngivitis March 5, 2022

Argumentus temporarum

Someone who causes arguments with people for no reason then runs away to find another to start without finishing the other one so it ends automatically

Stop coming here to yell at us you argumentus temporarum

by Uno_Bruno December 4, 2022

Michigan Temporary Log Jam

When you grab a handful of snow with a mitten and proceed to shove it in your partners ass, then they hover above your head and let the Muddy snow drip onto your head

Hey babe it's snowy do wanna try the Michigan Temporary Log Jam.

by Gary from Michigan February 19, 2026

Selective temporary amnesia

A common mental disorder developed during HR and legal investigations where people forget important details that would show them in poor light.

Honey sugar, I had to pop two pirin tablets for my selective temporary amnesia, not to mention show my outrage with, “What?! how rude! People do such things in the workplace?!” on the HR query on why I decked that cuntbag.

by ilacevoli January 9, 2026

The Artillery Tenor

P. Noun. The Artillery Tenor is one of The Three Tenors. Not only does he possess the ability of untouchability, and a literally endless supply of explosives, weapons, and projectiles, but this Tenor also possesses "The Pinky". With a simply growl and extension of his smallest finger, this Tenor can frighten anything into doing his bidding, including inanimate objects, stray molecules, people, and god himself. Like this other two Tenor colleagues, this Tenor is very attractive; However, his falsetto abilities pale in comparsion to his friends. Fortunately, he can still heel-click, but also not as well as the other members of The Three Tenors.

"The Artillery Tenor said "Grrr!" and extended his pinky. As soon as this happened, bolts of lightning crashed down around him, the land divided in two, and he strolled across it, care free and passive."

by The Legendary Tenor August 10, 2003

The Speedy Tenor

Some little mexican-mouse-wanna-be. In a group called the Three Tenors, The Speedy Tenor wears the knee-pads.

The Speedy Tenor bobbed the knob all night long.

by alex November 16, 2003

I Solo TemoT Solo I

I Solo TemoT Solo I

I Solo TemoT Solo I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025