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Full on social teen

A teen who wastes their day or 90% of it texting or talking to another teen; someone who thinks they are being social but are actually the complete opposite
I think that guy in the corner, alone, on his phone is a full on social teen.

edgy teen 

Being a teenager and doing edgy shit or listening to edgy music
Dude that girl has cat ears and just said rawr xd to me she is a very edgy teen
edgy teen by An edgy teenager June 18, 2016

Smells like teen spirit poser 

One who pretends to be a Nirvana fan, but the only reason they liked the band was through Smells Like Teen Spirit. Some of these people would be Miley Cyrus, Paul the Llama, and the skunk living under my house.
Person 1: "Do you like Nirvana?"

Person 2: "Yes, I love Nirvana!"

Person 1: "What song do you think is the best? TELL ME QUICK!"

Person 2: "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!"

Person 1: "...I hate you. Damn smells like teen spirit poser!"

Horny teen 

A teen that is really engrossed in personal amusement, typically what 95% of people on the in urbandirectory are since every word now has its own sexual innuendo.
Teacher: Now class, define a tangent.. yes you Billy
Horny teen: Its when you put your penis between a women's boobs
Teacher: *facepalm* Billy do you really have to mention your needs
Horny teen by Truthmaster64 September 12, 2017

milk chugging teen 

Only the best memesters in town. Usually found eating a bag of shredded cheese or chugging Babcock Dairy milk.
Dude, you’re a real milk chugging teen

Smells Like Teen Spirit 

A perfect example of how an amazing song can be butchered by major overplay. It's still an amazing song, but if you want some good Nirvana music, just sit back and listen to the whole Unplugged Album, Where Did You Sleep Last Night? and All Apologies are simply mesmerizing.
Smells Like Teen Spirit was butchered due to overplay.
Smells Like Teen Spirit by Frank K. September 1, 2005