Tech Supporch

Computer and/or network technical support provided to friends and/or family during social gatherings when one is hanging out on the porch drinking a beer and socializing.

Dude, all I wanted was to enjoy my beer but as soon as Esteban found out I work for <tech company> he cornered me for some off-the-clock tech supporch. WTF.

by Potzer August 7, 2022

Virginia Tech

Come here to be an Electrical Engineer, because fuck Mechanical Engineers.

Dude: Yo I got into Virginia Tech
Man: Word

by Skrtskrtyeetskrt July 15, 2021

Tech week

One week of absolute hell preceding the opening of a show, where all the acting, costumes, lighting, etc come together.

Tech weeking

The act of participating in tech week

Friend 1: Hey are you ok? You look really tired.

Cast member: Not really, I’ve been basically living at school all week...

Friend 1: Why?

Cast member: Tech week

by Really-Tired-Cast-Member October 24, 2019

Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003

V-tech

From the Virginia Tech Massacre;

To behave violently in such a manner to where you lose your composure and kill people.

Me Hey Shady, what are you going to do if you find the people that Narc'd on you?

Shady I'm going to go V-tech on their asses.

by Charlie384 May 14, 2007

brooklyn tech

a skool whea the street smart n academically gifted ppl go, usually compared to stuy, and iz better then stuy in many ways including the fact that some of us have lifes

I go to brooklyn tech

by DA QUeen OV QUEENS November 12, 2006

Taco Tech

Same as Nigger Rig but performed by someone of Hispanic or Mexican heritage.

To fix something in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy.

"Who did this half ass work?"

"Juan Taco Tech'd it."

by CC Mando January 4, 2012