squatting

Squatting in cheap tracksuit, with authentic gopnik accessories (like your grandpa's favourite kucma).
If you are squatting with your slav' friends, never forget cheap alcohol, cig and kompot!

*speaking in russki accent*
You are squatting like a pussy! You must be an impostor!

by naspolya July 13, 2017

starving for sjors

it's a hashtag where people starve for the poor sjors. hes anorexic.

Ty: I am hungry.
Tommy: You can't eat until Sjors ate something.
Ty: Fuck starving for sjors

by disgusting tommy September 30, 2017

staring down the barrel

When you take a gander at your peep hole at the moment of ejaculation, as to shoot your baby batter into your eyes, for pleasure of course.

"Did you hear? Mark was caught staring down the barrel at the sleepover last night?"
"Yeah, Calvin did that last week and got pink eye"

by WawaBings November 30, 2017

Staxting

Sexting, except the only thing you are allowed to converse over are your taxes. ({to}stax, staxed)

I want to start staxting. How do I get started?
I staxed some random chick last night.
I heard that if you stax someone at the taxing agency, you can get a bigger refund.

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

Squirting season

January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.

When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.

by Mike&tom December 5, 2018

Squatting

The act of sitting on ones face for sexual pleasure

last night was hot! She was squatting on my face and it was amazing

by Jmar90266 January 10, 2019

Snarting

Sneeze and fartat the same time,

Becomes snarting

Snarting when one sneezes and farts at the the same time.

by Yellowmonkey January 13, 2019