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tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!
by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007
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Stretch

Ashely Storey is stretch
by Stretch July 10, 2014
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strathcona christian academy

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school

gay

ass

vape
faggot

shitty ass school
strathcona christian academy- a gay ass christian school where everyone is supposed to "show love" but really they just find a way to get into the church to vape. they walk the halls changed "jesus loves you". But one specific teacher mr.camponi makes it all worse by kicking every kid he has out of his class. sca is where all the rich, privleged white kids go. SCA is a shitty ass school and everone leaves by grade 9 other that the fort christian kids.
by oh my lanta not again November 17, 2018
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albino stretcher

When a black man enters another mans ass who's name is Adam.
I accidentally walked in uninvited and seen an albino stretcher
by B. Black. 66 December 2, 2014
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etchy-stretchy

philosophically or scientifically controversial
concepts such as 'Normal', with a philosophical capital N, are supposed to be etchy-stretchy. I specifically excluded political science and the other social sciences from the definition of etchy-stretchy because they create political controversy tainted with propaganda and mediapocricy
by Sexydimma April 29, 2015
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three mile stretch

a skeezey ass hoe, a female who has laid with many men, aka a whore
I wouldn't touch that chick she may look like daisy duke but believe me when I tell you shes a three mile stretch...
by CO_Stoner March 4, 2015
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STRETCH ARMSTRONG

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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