stress

The vicious cycle cause by a student looking at inappropriate contents like the image of women's underwear in order to release stress caused by "mountaining" amounts of homework, but this ends up causing this same student to be sent to the principal's office

I was just trying to relieve some stress from my mountain of homework by browsing, but then I got sent to the principal's office for checking out images of women's underwear—talk about a vicious cycle!

by Emotional Cruiser November 13, 2025

Schrödinger's Stress

A state of stress, where the thing thats causing stress leads you into a situation where period something in favour leads to stress and not performing it also leads to stress.

Lad 1: I cant study for these exams, it stresses me. We need to cancel these exams

Lad 2: The try not studying

Lad 1: That also stresses me

Lad 2: Damn kid, you got schrödinger's stress

by pornhubisjustyoutubewithporn December 10, 2021

stress nutting

When you are cramming for a test, but instead of studding, you decide to bust a fat nut into your textbook or notes.

Bro I couldn't take it anymore, i have cum all over my walls from stress nutting

by The Str3ss Nutt3r l33t April 20, 2018

Post Twilight Stress Disorder

when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever

UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Frau Kowalik May 15, 2018

e-stress

Stress that comes from electronics

"I can't remember my passwords - I can't take anymore e-stress tonight"

by Zenmistress59 May 13, 2018

stress-af

while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help

Oh god, this is stress-af.

by adenHo August 28, 2022

Stress

2 essays for 20% each and 2 tests for 30%. Your first paper is due Thursday

“Yo, Ethan is so fucking stressed.”

“Isn’t he taking AMH2020? That class is stressful.”
“Can he even keep good grades, good social life, and a reasonable amount of sleep?”
“Haha, nope.”

by GoodOleKnag October 30, 2017