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cleveland steamer

It is the ultimate way to end a relationship. Basically, it boils down to having goodbye sex followed by a laying down of the fecal matter upon the chest of your now ex-partner. >:)
She may have broken up with me but I think I got the last laugh with that cleveland steamer I graced her with after.
by Charles Ulysess Farley September 15, 2005
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Berlin Steamer

When you are tied to a bed, or other object upon which you would have intercourse, and your partner takes a huge dump on your chest and leaves you to fester in the steaming pile.
Man, I thought I was gonna get laid, but that bitch just gave me a berlin steamer.
by Major Tom April 22, 2004
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cleveland steamer

the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.
i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.
by Nick Nicholson April 20, 2005
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Wisconsin steamer

An act performed when one partner eats a massive amount of Wisconsin Cheddar Cheese (making his/her shit very slippery and light-colored) and takes a huge shit on another partner's chest, then rolling it out flat with an empty beer bottle (sort of like rolling out cookie dough).
Did you give her the ol' Cleveland steamer?

No dude, the Wisconsin steamer. I used a beer bottle instead of my ass.

That's how we do it in Madison!
by wetspot September 4, 2006
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steamer trunk

A small trunk originally designed to fit under the bunk of a steamship cabin.
...your darkest secret safely packed away/ up in my steamer trunk. -Alkaline Trio
by nezwick May 27, 2006
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stratergy

A calculated technique, used by 21st century American presidents, when mere strategy will not be sufficient.
President Dubya, could you please explain your nukyular stratergy to us, sir?
by Buggieboy April 10, 2008
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