Story Booking

By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.

Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.

by jacobraybans May 3, 2013

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stir the tanks

Performing a routine action with no expected ill effects that inadvertently causes ill effects due to compounding or unforeseen factors. A reference to the Apollo 13 mission when ground controllers asked Jack Swigert to "stir the tanks" which caused an explosion.

My turn to deploy? Dammit, guess I'll 'stir the tanks'.

by htpk August 29, 2016

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Story Sender

N. A snap-chatter that constantly sends you their snap chat story personally in hopes of getting double the views. They are the most annoying people on your friends list. The worst part is that their snaps more often than not are a waste of time.

Oh boy another snap from Jake the story sender. (Opens snap) Wow that was gay. (Scrolls through stories) oh look ! It's the same gay snap he sent me 5 seconds ago. ( removes jake from friends list)

by Jwidlak October 31, 2016

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Stigya

STIGYA is a rare and sadly fatal disease. STIGYA, also known as (Sanpilogrino-Terminobofa-Insideya-Galact-Yamums-Asintitis) is an untreatable condition in which the victim experiences rapid loss of their bodily functions. This occurs when an unknowing victim comes in contact with a "raging xbox kid" whereupon they are either told to "stigya finger up your ass" or have been told the "n-word" (Neurological-Wigga-Onyalitis-Ramya-Dickinthere" ).

Oh no, I heard Mike contracted a special strand of STIGYA.
Haha loser stigya finger up your ass!
I heard Ninja better watch out or he'll contract STIGYA soon.

by ross_ January 15, 2019

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