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A word defined by George Carlin. Its a special kind of bullshit that has taken hold in this country for the last 30-40 years. Something that could be called child worship. Its this excessive devotion to children. I'm talking about today's professional parents. These obsessive DIAPER SNIFFERS!!! Who are over scheduling and over managing their children and robbing them of their childhood.
by tatomuck1 October 18, 2008
Get the diaper sniffer mug.This is a false-alarm of a sneeze. Refers to when you go "ahhh, ahhh, ..." and follow it with no "CHOOO!" and/or volley of nasal grossities.
1-"Ahh, ahh... ah. *sniff*"
2-"Oh good, it was only a sniffhanger."
1-"CHOOO!"
2-"Aww, all over my shirt."
2-"Oh good, it was only a sniffhanger."
1-"CHOOO!"
2-"Aww, all over my shirt."
by Willy-O 2006 July 29, 2008
Get the sniffhanger mug.A derogatory term used to describe a person that tends to overanalyze physical properties that may not even be relevant.
These people seem to split hairs on details and are usually just percieved as windbags who just like to hear themselves speak.
The implied insult of the word, is that the corksniffer, is a lab worker that microanalyzes everything to the extreme, but fails to see the big picture.
The term probably originated in the wine industry or the wine conneisour pastime to describe people that innaccurately believe they can tell the quality of a wine by sniffing the cork.
This term is very commonly used in the discussion pages of popular online forums dealing with guitars, in which the cork sniffers are the ones that argue and debate over the subtleties of various factors that contribute to tone, such as wood types used, guitar picup types, body shapes, finishing methods, manufacturing proccess etc.
The term is generally used to imply that these very people don't really have any experience with the actual playing of the instruments, but they are simply analyzing or evaluating tone based on theory or science, instead of just listening.
The corksniffers completely miss the point.
These people seem to split hairs on details and are usually just percieved as windbags who just like to hear themselves speak.
The implied insult of the word, is that the corksniffer, is a lab worker that microanalyzes everything to the extreme, but fails to see the big picture.
The term probably originated in the wine industry or the wine conneisour pastime to describe people that innaccurately believe they can tell the quality of a wine by sniffing the cork.
This term is very commonly used in the discussion pages of popular online forums dealing with guitars, in which the cork sniffers are the ones that argue and debate over the subtleties of various factors that contribute to tone, such as wood types used, guitar picup types, body shapes, finishing methods, manufacturing proccess etc.
The term is generally used to imply that these very people don't really have any experience with the actual playing of the instruments, but they are simply analyzing or evaluating tone based on theory or science, instead of just listening.
The corksniffers completely miss the point.
"Hey, can you belive that guy?
Trying to say that adding cat hair to the varnish of a guitar will brighten the sound of it's tone."
"Aw, don't listen to that cork sniffer."
Trying to say that adding cat hair to the varnish of a guitar will brighten the sound of it's tone."
"Aw, don't listen to that cork sniffer."
by Dave Aronow February 12, 2008
Get the cork sniffer mug.That fugly gave him a stiffany mini but no one would notice his pants tenting with a middle school micro boner. Until he grows to at least average, seven inch length and five inch girth, he can only hope to get fugly handjobs. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.
by margrette sees January 23, 2013
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