Santaphobia

The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has a severe case of Santaphobia.

by Internet Protocol November 21, 2014

Santa Barbara Straight

a PROmiscuous "straight" male who will fuck anything with a hole. including girls, boys, animals and relatives.

refered to as "dirty" because of massive amount of STDs

OMG he's so Santa Barbara Straight, he slept with so many guys last night, oh ya and his cousin too.

by miso HOT February 18, 2008

Santa Cruz

Santa Cruz is known for its accepting and stoned community. It is a great place to live and is home to many pro surfers. but that doesn't mean that you should come and live there. Trannies go home!!!! and by trannies i mean anyone who thinks they, on any god given day can just go out and try to learn to surf, this also includes any one who lives in a valley or san jose.

Josh(with the puka shell necklace):Hey bra lets go hit up some hella' sick waves at cowell's and the lane dude. yah!!!!

Local:SMACK!!!! Get out of Santa Cruz you fucking valley and never come back!!!!

by Tristan hicko January 1, 2006

Santa Claus

When a married couple decide to spice up their love-making, they do the Santa Claus. This consists of the man sitting down in a Santa costume while the girl gets butt-sexed. She then proclaims, "I've been a naughty girl." and Santa says "I'm giving you a lump of coal this year." She then yells out "I'll give YOU a lump of coal!" and then proceeds to defecate on his penis.

Jeremy: "Let's spice up our sex life with the Santa Claus."
Korey: "Are you sure? We just ate Taco Bell..."
Jeremy: "Oh shit, let's do it on the tile then."

Keith: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. It's December 24th"
Vahid: "So what does that mean?"
Keith: "Santa Claus is coming to town tomorrow (winky face)"

by JJ Dahmski November 24, 2010

peekaboo santa

The heterosexual situation wherein a man, while engaged in doggystyle sex with a woman, suddenly switches from penetrating the woman vaginally to penetrating her anally, much to the surprise of the woman. In this case, 'peekaboo' refers to the surprise element of the situation, 'santa' being a euphemism for the man's penis ('a short, jolly fat man').

'It was the best sex I'd ever had until he pulled a peekaboo santa...'

by Tangolibre December 25, 2007

Black Santa

When you give someone a gift in order to sleep with them. Then after you've had sex with them and they are asleep...you rob them.

I was trying to sleep with this chick, and she was being shady. So I gave her a "black santa" and I got what I wanted, and some spending money.

by Steve Williams December 7, 2003

Santa Fe

The capital of the State of New Mexico. Located in the north, about 3 hours from Colorado, Santa Fe is a mountainous desert region. With a very rich culture and history, Santa Fe attracts lots of artists and hippies, making it a very liberal town. The people are very friendly and laid-back. Santa Fe is often called the 'Land of Entrapment' because most people who live there for a significant amount of time either never leave or come back eventually. Some believe this is because of the intense energy the town posesses.

I live in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

by YourMom July 30, 2004