squirrel pile

Small pile of laundry or junk. Usually left with the intent of being cleared up later, but normally isn't.
"My husband keeps leaving squirrel piles around the house."
by VengeanceVali May 1, 2009
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sea squirrel

Sea squirrels are also known as Sea Squas. Sea squirrels are a very rare creature in mythological stories. According to myth, there are only 3 left in the world. One lives in Indonesia, One lives in Massachusetts, and one lives in the Mariana Trench. The one in the Mariana Trench is the only male, but he is a cannibal so no one likes him. They are normally the size of a gray squirrel but can expand when they are going to eat something big, like a boat. They look like a squirrel except they have webbed feet, fangs, and a scaly body.
"Why are you throwing bread into the ocean?"
"Because I'm feeding the sea squirrels, duh"
by Squirrellover1234 October 30, 2020
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yosemite squirrel

More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.
(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
by emvyous July 2, 2020
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Thirsty Squirrel

When a gentlemen stretches his nut sack in the shape of a bowl and it's filled with beer, liquor, water, juice, etc. and his partner drinks the contents of the nut sack.
I got a good buzz last night when Brian gave me a Thirsty Squirrel of whiskey. He has a big nut sack.
by Ginger Bear September 5, 2018
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Squirrel Feather

A squirrel feather is a poster child for abortion, mentally challenged, bushy haired, annoying, short-near dwarfism, unstable minded, constantly pacing and pretending to have self-worth in heroism and creating the illusion that people actually care about them. When a squirrel feather feels that they are not being heard, they raise their voice rudely interrupting individuals that actually know what is going on only to make themselves look like a jackass in front of others. You can often hear a squirrel feather repeating phrases like "...and stuff like that" or "as far as it goes"...only leading others into confusion on how far it really does go. A squirrel feather can usually be found staring off into space usually confused about easy tasks and making no sense whatsoever in anything and having extreme difficulty in making any decisions on any simple task. Hobbies of squirrel feather are staring uncomfortably at a man getting undressed and making a suggestive reminder in a unsettling creapy tone that its time to take a shower to another man-often resulting in that man feeling extremely uncomfortable. Squirrel feathers are usually kinfolk of Jimmys and are most often little brothers of Jimmys.
There goes squirrel feather saving the plant one light fixture at a time....what a little idiot!
by Mick267 January 16, 2020
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Bushy squirrel

A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.
The fuck is on you’re face?!”

“It’s a bushy squirrel
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018
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Squirrel cheekin’

When a girl puts the whole male sack in her mouth and moves each nut to one side of her mouth.
Damn that girl gave me the best squirrel Cheekin’ Of my life last night
by Brice Thomas/Sean Turner August 4, 2018
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