Squid Eye

Anal opening.

I spread my fanny lobes and showed her my Squid Eye.

by Van Stevens July 12, 2009

squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.

I just witness a squid jacker in action

by foot violater November 13, 2011

Squid-Spider-People Logic

which can be applied to whenever Illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.

"I am excluding you from the group because the Squid-Spider-People logic says so."

by MM132 May 27, 2015

Squid flinger

A vigorous under water handjob

My girlfriend gave me a mean squid flinger in her parents pool last night.

by NicBri November 27, 2016

squid daddy

1. The best god damn person in the entire plane of existence. Zora the King of Squids

2. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, tequila, vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, butterscotch, and caramel in the form of a milkshake.

1. Yo bro look at Zora the Squid Daddy.

2. I could totally go for a Squid Daddy right now.

by Zora the King of Squids July 1, 2017

Squid Bitch

That awkward kid in the friend group, that always gets shit on. The kinda dude who won’t even try to talk to girls cuz it’s a lost cause.

You forgot your wallet again!? maTT quit being such a squid bitch, god damn.

by Astranger2u October 31, 2018

squid floping

"Squid Floping" is A form of taunting in the Splatoon games by jumping and turning squid and kid quickly / rapidly

Bro1: *playing Splatoon* yo i'm squid floping
Bro2: yoooo bro You SUCK

by Carss1235 November 18, 2019