squat cobbler

Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.

Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.

He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. He loves a good squat cobbler.

by JWSmythe September 1, 2016

squat cobbler

when you film a video of somebody sitting on a pie while crying

pyrce filmed a squat cobbler and happily sat on the pie for the video

by dachiever August 30, 2016

squat cobbler

When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.

Dan got out of police suspicion by admitting he makes squat cobbler videos.

by Butteater637 July 10, 2016

jack squat

the act of not getting anything

I totally thought I was going to score, but I didn't get jack squat

by tyler September 19, 2003

jack squat

Don't know nothing, a person's iq about someone else is 0.

The assistant front end manager, don't know crap about me, she is just another idiot who wants to get me in trouble.

by Saints September 22, 2003

squat to piss

A disparaging,sexist metaphor likening male behavior to female behavior. A dearth of balls.

Hey Michael, we're going to the strip club tonight, you in?

Sorry, Carol taped a week's worth of "Oprah" and wants me to watch them with her tonight.

Dude,you squat to piss.

by Indian Larry March 20, 2010

squat and shake

1. to take a piss and then shake off the rest of it still on your body.
2. refers to the female pissin in the woods

I'm gonna go squat and shake

by Bethany182rwj November 16, 2003