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SPONS

A chill, shorthanded way of saying "money" — not just any money, mind, but the sort you’ve actually got spare. It’s the cash you’ve got rattling about for a cheeky takeaway, a night at the pub, or last-minute weekend plans. Not your rent. Not your nan’s inheritance. Just good old spending money.

Shortened from "Spondulix" (With spondoolicks, spondulacks, spondulics, spondoolics and spondoolies all being alternative spellings), a proper old-school term for dosh that your granddad or folks might’ve used, before you rinsed their wallet.
"Just got paid — finally got some spons to breathe again."
"Oi, I’d come out, but I’m low on spons and the pints won’t pay for themselves."
"She was proper flash with it — throwing spons around like Monopoly money."
"Bit of spons in the back pocket and suddenly everyone’s your best mate."
by AzasGotWood May 4, 2025
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Spobbys

Term for spooky ghost boob's
Omg I was laying in bed and woke up and I seen my dead wife standing there with her spobbys out at the end of the bed
by Uncagedwolf October 20, 2025
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Spöb

Space object, just as planet, star, asteroid, or other notable stellar phenomena. Could also refer to a space station, however it does not refer to anything which regularly changes its relative position under its own propulsion or agency such as a spaceship or space whale.
Upon entering the star system, our scanners picked up 42 Spöbs, of which there were 2 stars, 9 planets, 30 moons, and one space station.
by Insomn November 24, 2025
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sobslop

When someone spams the "sob emoji"
you really need to stop sobslopping :sob:
by #1soomer January 14, 2026
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Bundy spots

The yellow-brown stains that collect on the armpits of a shirt. It can occur on any type of shirt, but primarily refers to white v-neck undershirts, as worn by the prophet Al Bundy.
Jeff, "Why don't you try washing your shirts with bleach. You got some serious Bundy spots going on."

Matt, "I know."
by dooshkanew October 10, 2009
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another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating
I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.
by allgr8 February 3, 2010
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Artery Spob

Can be shortened to a.spob. Person who is unfortunate enough to discover artery or other ofal item still attached to thier steak in a restaurant. Discovery usually results in mass heaving.
Hey there Artery Spob what's that with your steak there. How was your steak last night Artery Spob? Letters can also be addressed to a.spob or you can call the unfortunate And ask is that mr/mrs a.spob?
by Cheekytyke July 27, 2010
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