speed bump

1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.

2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals

Someone needs to repair the speed bump.

by Light Joker August 22, 2007

dry speed bumming

its when you putt sand in your crack to make it dryer than the desert and participate in unlubricated anal sex at high speed for fun.

so is ther a dry speed bumming on the cards tonight?

by dunglebump August 1, 2007

speedbag

A nutsack with an extreme amount of dangle in its angle. Usually used to describe such during periods of warm weather when someone decides to go commando.

If i accidentally sit on my speedbag, it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

by PeterGammonsLuvChild May 9, 2005

ridiculous speed

Faster than light speed, but not as fast as ludicrous speed.

When pursuing a space-winnebago, first you gotta go light speed, then ridiculous speed, then, as a last resort, ludicrous speed.

by chuenweing February 23, 2008

speed freak

(SPEED freak) n. a drug addict who is always high on crystal or methamphetamine syn: tweaker, meth head, sketcher

Dude: Yo, wtf is up with Sue? Is she always spun?
Other Dude: Fuck yeah man, she's a speed freak.

by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005

speed knots

punches delivered in rapid succession to the head.

I'm handing out speed knots to any one of these bitch ass motherfuckers.

by old ess July 24, 2004

jew speed

the speed at which a jew runs for money; approximately 42 miles per second; what is necessary to perfect your superjewman powers

I heard the penny drop a mile away, so I ran for it with jew speed and got it before the person had a chance to bend down to pick it up

by j00b (jewish n00b) February 22, 2005